Thursday, December 25, 2008

Halle being funny at Christmas time

when we got home from the church party halle said, "mama, who was that man dressed as santa?' i said , it was santa. she said, "no, who was it, what was his name?' me, "santa", halle, "mama, that man goes to our church and was dressed as santa, what was his name?" me, eddie peacock. Halle, "yeah, thats who it was, eddie peacock"

halle, "mama, can you send santa an email and tell him what to bring me."

halle, "mama, santa is coming to our house, the REAL santa"

xmas morning tom told halle santa came, halle tells me, "mama, santa came to our house. do we have a chimney?" (she knew from the movies that we need one, i said no, we let him in the front door)

xmas eve, halle says, mama, when santa comes tonight, i want to talk to him.

Halle is totally obsessed with poop jokes. she thought it was hilarious to say that santa was going to fill her stocking up with poop. and she said to tom, "dad-ariah" (like diariah, i thought that was pretty funny)


halle sneezed right on the christmas cookies and said, mama, i just blessed you on the cookies.


halle said to dad in the car, "ruthie doesn't smelligate (celebrate) christams, she smelligates haunikkah"

halle sang a haunikkah song all evening when we went to ruthie's house to celebrate haunikkah on tuesday, "haunikkah , oh haunikka , come light the ba-nor-ah" (aka, Menorah)

halle said to ruthie's papa, happy haunikkah, and he said, happy haunikka to you too. halle said, "no, papa, your supposed to say merry christmas to me"

i said to halle , do you want to call grandma and tell her thank you for the presents. halle said, "grandma didn't bring these , santa did" . i guess no one is getting any credit for their gifts this year.

1 comment:

Karina said...

i think your kid is going to be a stand up comedian when she grows up. what happened to doing x-mas cards?...